After years of struggle, Pandy 'P.J.' Wallis - creator of peachy-skinned, button-nosed good-time girl Monica (of Monica: A Girl's Guide to Being A Girl, its three sequels and four movies) - is cutting a swathe through Manhattan, leaving a trail of trashed pool clubs, shrieking girlfriends and empty pink champagne bottles in her wake.
But as a Monica on Top billboard as big as Bergdorf Goodman raises its head above the New York skyline, all is not well in P.J. Wallis's world. It begins to look like the only way out for Pandemonia is killing Monica - even if it kills her too.